Privacy Policy
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This policy matches the scripts this site ships on 9 October 2026. If a new script is added, this page changes in the same update. The contact address is contact@surviveamillionmonkeys.com.
What loads, and why
| Name | Purpose | When it runs | Storage |
|---|---|---|---|
| This site | Show the page you asked for | Every request | No account. No first-party cookie is set by our pages. |
| Cloudflare | Host and secure the static site; route contact email to our mailbox | Page requests on the deployed site; email sent to our contact address | Cloudflare processes request metadata such as IP addresses and delivery logs. Email Routing forwards message contents. |
| Google / Gmail | Receive contact email forwarded by Cloudflare Email Routing | Only when you email our contact address; visiting the site does not load Gmail | The configured destination is a Gmail mailbox. Google processes the message, sender address and attachments. We retain correspondence only while needed for your request. |
| samm_consent | Remember Accept or Reject | After you choose. GPC or Do Not Track also forces denied without needing a stored choice. | localStorage key samm_consent. Value is JSON with choice and timestamp t. Valid for 180 days from your choice; ordinary visits do not extend expiry. |
| Google Analytics 4 | Count page views and engagement so we know which guides are read. Loaded as the Google tag (gtag.js) from www.googletagmanager.com; measurements go to google-analytics.com. | The tag file loads on every page. Until you Accept, analytics_storage stays denied and only cookieless pings are sent. After Accept the tag sets first-party _ga cookies and records visits. | Consent Mode v2 with ads_data_redaction. Before Accept: no analytics cookie and no identifier. After Accept: _ga and _ga_* cookies, up to 2 years. Reports are held in our GA4 property 558240896 / stream 16095228910. Reject or a GPC/Do Not Track signal forces denied again. |
| Google / YouTube | Optional player on youtube-nocookie.com; observed media and services on googlevideo.com, ggpht.com and googleapis.com. Player assets may also use ytimg.com, youtube.com and gstatic.com. | Only after Accept AND a subsequent Play click. Neither agreement alone nor Reject loads a player. | Privacy-enhanced mode is not anonymous. Google receives device and request data and may use player storage. We do not receive it. |
What does not load
Google Analytics 4 is the only analytics integration, loaded as the Google tag (gtag.js) under the Consent Mode v2 defaults described below: before you Accept, analytics_storage is denied, so no analytics cookie is written and only cookieless pings are sent. There is no advertising seller ID, recording service, AdSense, Clarity or ads.txt seller declaration. Fonts and illustrations are hosted here; viewing them does not request a Roblox CDN. Ordinary outbound links contact the destination only when followed.
Consent, GPC, and ads choices
Before any optional configuration, ad_storage, analytics_storage, ad_user_data and ad_personalization default to denied; ads_data_redaction is true. Accept records granted. Reject records denied and removes any loaded YouTube iframe. Cookie settings in every footer reopens the choices. GPC or a browser Do Not Track value of 1 forces denied and disables Accept. No ad or recording scripts load even after agreement because none are configured; Accept releases the analytics tag only. Personalized-ad controls: Google Ads Settings, Your Online Choices, and DAA opt-out.
Legal basis, retention, and your rights
Serving the requested page requires basic request processing. samm_consent remembers your privacy choice; GPC and Do Not Track force optional services off without needing a saved choice. Emails are retained while a request or correction is open, then deleted when no longer needed; a public correction log need not retain the sender’s personal data. We do not sell personal data or run a mailing list. You may request access, correction or deletion of retained correspondence, object to its use, or contact your local data authority. Send requests to the contact address above.
Changes
Sources checked below the title is the policy review date. Any new analytics, advertising or recording integration requires a matching update here and consent testing before deployment. Older paths /privacy-policy/, /cookie-policy/, and /cookies/ redirect here. Providers: Cloudflare privacy and Google privacy.